World Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…
Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the always
delightfully insane Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you
tonight as we finally come to the conclusion of the wrestling year with
the single biggest event in professional wrestling, WWE Wrestlemania 28.
This year WWE seem to have outdone themselves with stars aplenty and
feuds galore. We’ll see two of the biggest names in wrestling history
do battle to decide which is the bigger star, two legends duke it out to
end an era, and two smark love affairs collide. There will also be a
Kane match. This, along with all the pomp and circumstance implied
therein, can be yours for the low low price of simply continuing to read
after this paragraph is over.
Still with us?
Good. Because not only do we have the big show, (also The Big Show,)
to consider, but we’ve rounded up the classic dream team of Cewsh and
Vice to tackle it, as well as a very special guest viewing her very
first ever pay per view. She’s seen the days of Wahoo McDaniel and Ric
Flair, she’s perhaps the Rock’s biggest fan on this or any planet and
hey, she gave birth to the greatest wrestling reviewer on the planet. I
could only be talking about Mama Cewsh making her reviewing debut, and
we have not told her anything about anyone on this show, so it’s all
first impressions. Boy oh boy does she ever have some opinions to
share. So lace up your boots and queue up your music, because it’s time
for the show.
So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!
