JCW Bloodymania 7

Juggalo Championship Wrestling Proudly Presents...

JCW Bloodymania 7

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only reviews that have a harder time explaining their internet search history than your dad when he discovered internet porn, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as we forgo the usual legendary classics and exciting present day shows, and instead take a look at what those wacky Jugglos were up to last year, as we review JCW Bloodymania 7! Normally, this is the part of the intro where I hype you up with an exciting preview of what is to come, but from all the feedback we've gotten over the years, just seeing the letters "JCW" up there is either going to make you click the "Read More" link so fast that you shatter the sound barrier, or cause you to delete your bookmark for this site in disgust. Either way, I respect your decision. It's about to get crazy in here, ya'll.

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

To Be Continued »

WWE Wrestlemania 31

World Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents...

WWE Wrestlemania 31

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only reviews that think that Wrestlemania is insensitive to maniacs and should be changed to Wrestlefunforthewholefamily, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as we roll out that proverbial red carpet, put on our finest evening wear, (tuxedo t shirt worn over a velvet bathrobe,) and get ready to review the most prestigious wrestling event in all the world, WWE Wrestlemania! Now, it's been a long road to the show of shows this year, with about as much controversy leading up to it as I can ever remember seeing before. From Daniel Bryan's terrible injury, shocking return, and subsequent lack of push, to the phoenix like rise of Roman Reigns against the will of many fans, to a Wrestlemania headliner who barely appears on more WWE shows than I do.

It's been a tumultuous Road to Wrestlemania, made even stranger by a build that even Vince McMahon acknowledged was thrown together at the last minute compared to shows in the past. So just what kind of show can we really expect from all this chaos? I don't have the slightest idea, but what I can tell you is that I will not be alone in this review. Now you may be expecting our regular contributors like Artie, Psycho, MichaelC, maybe even the returns of Cewsh Reviews Hall of Famers Vice and Mrs. Cewsh. Those would all be great, but we're going much bigger this year. Oh yes, you see, we listen to our fans. We've seen all your requests for your favorite guest reviewers and we tabulated it up. And so tonight, we're bringing back the three most requested guest reviewers and Cewsh Reviews history!

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

To Be Continued »