WWE Night of Champions 2010

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WWE Night Of Champions 2010

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment to the verily gilded Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as World Wrestling Entertainment lifts the gold curtain and rolls out the red velvet for a one of a kind event, the Night of Champions. This is the one night of the year where we are guaranteed to see every single title on the line, and not only that, but we have ourselves a unification match, a 6 pack challenge, and match theoretically being contested over the copyright to some fictional magical powers. Add into that a special attraction match that is very attractive (Punk says rawr), a United States championship match I would have kicked myself in the nuts for suggesting 5 years ago, and a tag team title gauntlet, and you’ve got the makings of a very special show. That is, if they can actually put it together. Will this show go down in a spectacular glittery ball of flames like last year’s, or will it realize it’s potential as we plunge on towards the Road to Wrestlemania? There’s only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

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The Shimmer Volume 33-36 Wrap Up Spectacular

Mrs. Cewsh: Good evening kittens, are you all tuckered out? Cewsh and I certainly are, for we've spent the whole weekend at SHIMMER! It was seriously the most fun, exciting thing I've done as a wrestling fan and I'm going to share! There will be HUGE MAJOR SPOILERS. I am not kidding. There will also be pictures! Everyone loves pictures!

So without further ado, let's do a family friendly, (except for Leva's entrance music,) supplement!

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Shimmer Volume 33

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Shimmer Volume 33

Mrs.Cewsh: Oh ducklings, we're home! We're back to that magic land of good wrestling, compelling storylines, and pictures of the wrestlers that won't get us TOSed. We're back for another Shimmer show, dears, and it's going to be awesome. Why is this show awesome? Because we're on it! Sort of.

Volume 33 marks the first of the four tapings that Cewsh and I went to back in September. You may recall that we were very high on the experience and the resulting matches. Let's see if they translated well to a taped product, shall we? (And in case you actually did want to play spot the Cewshes, I'm the brunette with glasses and the neon blue Ninjas shirt in the back left from hard camera. Cewsh would be the one making funny faces next to me.)

The Shimmer landscape was turned upside down on the taping before this, as Madison Eagles ended MsChif's almost two year reign to become the third ever Shimmer Champion. Even worse, MsChif suffered a shoulder injury warming up and had to miss her first ever Shimmer shows. What will this do to the main event landscape? Will the shows cease to exist without the Chif? I know, you should find out.

So, without further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

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TNA No Surrender 2010

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TNA NO SURRENDER 2010

Welcome, cats and kittens to yet another installment of your very favorite stock option advice resource, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we head on down to Florida for TNA's No Surrender 2010 PPV, and let me tell you, we are hyped. For many wrestling fans WWE is the only game in town, so they know well the phenomenon of the Road To Wrestlemania, the three months leading from the Royal Rumble to Wrestlemania. Well TNA doesn't have a road, persay, but it's safe to say that we are on the dirt road clogged with hillbillies selling moonshine out of the back of their broken down pick up trucks of Bound For Glory. TNA's show of shows is one month away, and after the major shakeup of recent weeks, with the invasion of EC...EV 2,0 and the reinvasion of Fortune, not to mention the vacant World Championship after Rob Van Dam was forced to vacate (because they used up all of the dates on his contract a month before their biggest show of the year), things are getting crazy. So how will this show do at getting us hyped for the big time next month? Only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

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The Top 10 Biggest Surprises In Wrestling History

Aloha, cats and kittens, and welcome to a special Thursday edition of Sunday Supplements, with your dazzling, incorrigible, and entirely resplendent host, Victor Von Cewshenstein.  You may be wondering what has prompted such an unusual act of a Supplement being posted in place of a review, though more realistically you may really be wondering how a Supplement got posted at all.  Touche there, smart aleck, but the gist is this.  We, the captains of the S.S. Cewsh Reviews, are occasionally kind of dumb.  In this instance we were so absolutely certain that this was, in fact, already the second week of September, that we have been left entirely unprepared for this week's review.  Shameful, I know, but it has provided a unique opportunity for this Supplement to actually see the light of day and not sit wallowing in captive obscurity until the end of time.

So begging your pardon, I hope you will bear with us and enjoy this supplement.  It should be pretty self explanatory.  I have rounded up what I feel are the ten biggest surprises in wrestling history.  These are things that not only shocked us at the time, but were also total unforeseeable and left an impact on the wrestling business that reverberated throughout every aspect of it for years, and even generations, afterward.  These are the what the fuck moments that have defined the past 20 years.

And believe me, these don't even begin to cover it.

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WWE Summerslam 2010

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TNA HardCORE Justice 2010

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TNA HardCORE Justice 2010

Welcome cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the hardcorniest of the hardcore, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as TNA has opened the floodgates for an ECW reunion to (allegedly) end all ECW reunions. Tommy Dreamer has been given carte blanche to assemble a show of his very own, even though he can't use the letters “ECW” or half of the roster's known names, lest Jerry McDevitt and WWE sue the everyloving shitcookies out of everyone within a 10 mile radius. Regardless, the gang has all turned up, the tables are laid out, and the fans are ready to chant, so we're going to open our arms wide and let the scourge of Extreme into the Cewsh Reviews Headquarters. God only knows if we'll ever be the same.

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

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WWE Money In The Bank 2010

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WWE Money In The Bank 2010

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only review blog afraid of heights, spiders and certain kinds of foreign cheese, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we bring you LADDERS. That is to say we’re reviewing WWE LADDERSLADDERSLADDERS. Err, Money in the LADDERS. THERE ARE LADDERS. YAY LADDERS!

Hmm.

Well I think you get the idea. Tonight we get to review a show fully and completely centered around people scaling a ladder to reach a guaranteed title match. What could be more simple or more excellent than that? Between those matches and Cena and Sheamus finally brining their feud to a head, this is a PPV so fully loaded with potential that it’s bursting at the seams and we’re going to have to find it new pants at goodwill. However let us remember, there’s a new group in town. One that cast a shadow over all of these proceedings. How will Nexus affect one of the most important nights of the year? Only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

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You All Surprise Me

Mrs. Cewsh: Welcome home ducklings. Did you miss me? Cewsh treated you alright while I was away? Feed you anything besides junk food? Is that a backyard wrestling ring I see out the kitchen window? What have you been up to?

No matter, we're all back together now and we're going to do this Supplement up right. You may recall, we kicked these amuse-bouche off nine months ago with a little post about how you're all perverts. Fast forward to today, and I can safely say, yes, you're all still perverts. BUT, you're also surprising perverts.

The number of sexual, bizarre, misspelled searches have been eclipsed by a boom of actual, thoughtful wrestling-related searches. Not only that, but searches like wrestle feminists have taken Feminism and Pro Wrestling to 124 views in four months, making it our third most popular page in history. It's really made me proud and inspired me to take a more vocal role in the wrestling community.

And as your reward for that, we're going to relieve the very first Supplement on this blog, the porniest, weirdest, and most illegal things Cewsh Reviews has been a result for in a search engine, (since May 26, 2010 when Google redid their webmaster tools and wiped all our search results):

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TNA Victory Road 2010

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