Well no, not Optimus Prime, but point taken. No, today, in honor of last week's Halloween fun, we're here to talk about monsters. Specifically those crazed men in wrestling designed, through one gimmick or another, to scare us and inspire our wrestling favorites to greater feats of heroism. Over the years there have been almost too many to count, ranging from the truly frightening (Abdullah the Butcher) to the insane (Luther) to the downright odd (the Boogeyman), and they are a big part of the spectacle that makes wrestling so special. Men in these roles like Vader and the Undertaker have shaken the foundations of federations and made the entire wrestling industry tremble at their passing. But this list isn't about those people. Those people were awesome. No, THIS list is about the men who were set up to be big, scary, intimidating monsters and somewhere along the way they just...weren't. The laughable, the cheesy, the inept and the clumsy, here is our list of the top 8 least intimidating monsters in wrestling history.
And here's hoping none of them are hiding in your closet ready to jump out and ask for bus fare.
