Mrs.Cewsh's 2009 Year End Awards

Welcome ducklings another fine Sunday Supplement. We here at the Cewsh Reviews team love something very much. It's not breasts, or silly nicknames, or John Cena matches. It's lists. And with three weeks left until the end of the year, I am pleased to bring you the first of a three part SS series, the Cewsh Reviews Team's End of Year Awards. Please insert your own fanfare and pyro here, the recession hurts all of us.

Starting with moi, we will each bring you a variety best/worst/favorite/least favorite moments from the past 12 months. Some are obvious. Some are silly. Some will feature cats. Keep in mind, we all watch and review different things, and our journalistic integrity keeps us from factoring in shows we haven't seen. Even though I've watched Vice's Need to Bleed video enough times I can play in in my mind, Ian Rotten won't factor into my list. Got it? Good.

(For my best/worst matches and wrestlers, I disqualified the time I gave a match a -5, as well as the time I gave a match a 120/100. R-Truth was the worst and Shelton was the wrestler of the year. Yeah, I'll work on that in the future.)

With that in mind, lets do a mother-fucking awards show!

The Good:

(Best Reviewed) Match of the Year:

WWE Backlash: Cena vs. Edge - Last Man Standing

Favorite Match of the Year:
WWE Backlash: Cena vs. Edge - Last Man Standing

Wrestler of the Year:
Jeff Hardy

Favorite Wrestler of the Year:

Randy Orton

Diva of the Year:

TIE! Melina and Michelle McCool

Favorite Diva of the Year:

The Bellas

Show of the Year:

WWE Bragging Rights 2009

Best Mic Skills of the Year:
CM Punk

Best Gimmick of the Year:

The Main Event Mafia.

Memmmorieees. All alone in the moonlight. I can smile at the old days...

Best Entrance:

R-Truth's Crowd Entrance

Rookie of the Year:

Dolph Ziggler

The Bad:

Worst (Reviewed) Match of the Year:

WWE SummerSlam 2009: Kane vs. The Great Khali

Least Favorite Match of the Year:

WWE Bragging Rights 2009: John Cena vs. Randy Orton - 60 Minute Iron Man Match

Worst Wrestler of the Year:

Ricky Steamboat

Least Favorite Wrestler of the Year:

Suicide

Worst Diva of the Year:

Maryse

Least Favorite Diva of the Year:

Jillian

Worst Mic Skills of the Year:

Lillian Garcia


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Cody "I Beat Women" Deaner


Worst Entrance of the Year:

John Cena

Veteran Most in Need of Retirement:

JBL...oh wait!

The Tanooki:

Best Match Cewsh Won't Let Us Review:

PWG's Kitty World Order Debut Match

Best Video:

Vice's IWA-MS: A Need to Bleed. I can watch it all day.

Best Blog Search String:

randy orton ass

Worst Blog Search String:

tna odb flashes crotch

Most Viewed Review:

NJPW/WCW - Rumble in the Rising Sun (By an almost 2% or 100 view lead.)

Biggest Wrestling-Related Fight in the Cewshold:

Undertaker vs. Michaels at Wrestlemania 25. May have ended with, "Your FACE has Attitude Era Syndrome!"

Gif of the Year:

Greatest Moment in the History of Wrestling (this year):

When Randy presses this button, John go boom!

That's going to do it for me darlings, but don't go anywhere. Cewsh and Vice are preparing similar lists as we speak. After the new year, I'll be back with a very special SS, a little peek into the infamous Queue. You don't think it really exists, but it does and I'm going to show you.