The 2nd Annual CR Year End Awards

Welcome cats and kittens to the second annual Cewsh Reviews End Of Year Awards extravaganza. Now if you're a good little member of the Vice Brigade, you already read Ms. Cewsh's awards last week and got an idea for how this sort of thing goes, but just in case, here's a refresher We've reviewed dozens of matches and shows from all over the world this year to come to these conclusions, so if you were wondering whether or not we pulled them entirely out of our asses, we didn't.  Except for where we did.

The basic idea, for those of you late to the party, is that all three of us will use the same awards from the first two categories (Good and Bad), and then go off on whatever wackiness we want for the final category (The aptly named Tanooki). The complicated bits are the Best and Worst Male and Female Wrestler of the Year, Best and Worst Tag Team, and More Impressive and Most Disappointing awards, so listen up. I took the scores I gave every single match had this year, and averaged the scores of every eligible wrestler. To become eligible you must have wrestled at least 3 matches that we reviewed.

By the end of the process there were over 74 candidates for Best and Worst, and you can do the math for yourself (or wait until then end where I will list the cumulative score of every candidate). The wrestlers are ranked in order by the their average scores from the Best of the Year, to the bitter end.

Alright, everybody good? Nobody fall asleep during that? Well then let's let down the curtains, fire up the band, and get this jungle party started, motherfuckers!

 

The Good:

Match of the Year:

WWE Wrestlemania XXVI - Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker - Streak vs. Career - 100 out of 100.

Male Wrestler of the Year:

Daniel Bryan (WWE) - 88.66 out of 100.

Female Wrestler of the Year:

 Madison Rayne (TNA) - 61.33 out of 100.

Favorite Male Wrestler of the Year:

Naomichi Marufuji (Pro Wrestling NOAH)

Favorite Female Wrestler of the Year:

SHURI (SMASH)

Show of the Year:

WWE Money In The Bank 2010 - 76.42 out of 100.

Best Mic Skills of the Year:

CM Punk (WWE)


Feud of the Year:

Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker (WWE)


Best Gimmick of the Year:

Alberto Del Rio (WWE) - Rich, Mexican, And Better Than You.


Most Surprising Wrestler of the Year:

John Morrison (WWE) - 84.33 out of 100.

Rookie of the Year:

Rob Terry (TNA)

The Bad:

Worst Match of the Year:

WWE Wrestlemania XXVI - Team Beth vs. Team Mickie - 11 out of 100.

Worst Male Wrestler of the Year:

Rhino (TNA) - 58.33 out of 100.

Least Favorite Male Wrestler of the Year

Tyler Black (ROH)

Worst Female Wrestler of the Year:

Alicia Fox (WWE) - 44.75 out of 100.

Least Favorite Female Wrestler of the Year: 

ODB (TNA)

Worst Mic Skills of the Year:

Tazz (TNA)


Worst Feud of the Year:

Edge vs. Kane (WWE)


Worst Gimmick of the Year:

Abyss (TNA) - Abyssamania 


Most Disappointing Wrestler of the Year:

Rob Van Dam (TNA) - 66.86 out of 100.

Veteran Most in Need of Retirement:

Mick Foley (TNA)

The Tanooki:

Gif of The Year:

I Love This Guy. (NJPW Super J Tag Tournament 2010)


Number of Complaints When We Did An Entire TNA Review With Just Facepalms:

0
 

Number of Complaints We Got For Actually Reviewing Ring of Honor Shows:

2

Best Picture We Never Got To Use:

I Was Saving This For If John Cena Ever Defeated The Whole Nexus Single Handedly At The Same Time.


Moment of the Year:

The Moment He Became The Best Heel On Earth (A Month Later They Turned Him Face).

Alright, that'll do it for me this year, kiddos. Stay tuned next week for Vice's Awards Gala, and stayed tuned through the year to come for some new ideas, some crazy shows, and an endless supply of wit and wisdom from your beloved Cewsh Reviews staff. So from all of us here at the Headquarters, we wish you a Happy Holidays and an exciting New Year.

And cake. Fucking right we wish you cake.

P.S.  Here are the complete scores for your notes:

Daniel Bryan	88.66
John Morrison	84.33
Batista	84
Kurt Angle	83.71
John Cena	82
Wade Barrett	81.5
Sheamus	81.4
The Undertaker	81.4
Triple H	80.66
Chris Jericho	80.5
Christian	80.33
Edge	80.11
Evan Bourne	79.75
Rey Mysterio	79.3
D'Angelo Dinero	78.5
Alex Shelley	78.33
Chris Sabin	78.33
Randy Orton	78.27
R-Truth	78
Ted Dibiase	78
Mr. Anderson	77.5
Jack Swagger	77.43
Kane	76.86
CM Punk	76.13
Dolph Ziggler	75.5
Rob Terry	75.33
Samoa Joe	75
AJ Styles	74.88
Kofi Kingston	74.44
Doug Williams	73.8
Cody Rhodes	73.5
Brian Kendrick	73.16
Kazarian	73
Drew McIntyre	72.43
Jeff Hardy	71.83
Scott Hall	71.66
Big Show	70.63
The Miz	69.7
Matt Morgan	69.5
Kevin Nash	69.33
Santino Marella	69.33
Jesse Neal	69
Jay Lethal	68.76
Shannon Moore	68.25
Mark Henry	68
Tommy Dreamer	68
James Storm	66.88
Rob Van Dam	66.86
Eric Young	66.33
Jay Uso	66.33
Jimmy Uso	66.33
Robert Roode	66
Sting	65.5
Brother Ray	65
Raven	65
Jeff Jarrett	64.5
Vladamir Kozlov	64
Desmond Wolfe	63.4
Brother Devon	63.33
DH Smith	62.2
Tyson Kidd	62.2
Sabu	61.33
Madison Rayne	60.6
Abyss	60
MVP	60
Stevie Richards	58.66
Hernandez	58.5
Tara	58.5
Rhino	58.33
Angelina Love	54
Layla	53.8
Eve	53
Maryse	50.5
Beth Phoenix	46.33
Michelle McCool	46
Alicia Fox	44.75