Mrs. Cewsh: It's Valentine's Day, darlings! Inspired by the valentines on
wwe.com, and how god fucking awful they are, I was going to offer you some valentines to take home to your special someone.
And then I spent an hour going through the WWE tag on DeviantArt. Now you're getting a rant. Just get your girlfriend/wife/mother some grocery store flowers and Easter candy. Put in vase/on platter. She won't know the difference and you'll save like $30 bucks.
First, I'd like to say there are some very talented artists on DA. There are some less talented ones, too. I'm not mocking artistic skill, (much,) because my own talents lie elsewhere. HOWEVER. When you use someone else's characters and make them unrecognizable, you are a bad person and a worse "artist".
His name is John Morrison. John. Morrison. It is NOT JoMo. He is not chibi. He does not grovel at Miz's feet. I hate you.
Your "OC", (that's "original character" or "me, only prettier and more lovable, probably with magic powers" for those not up on fandom terminology,) is not Batista's tag partner. She is not a member or DX. The Undertaker is not in love with her.
Punk and JBL. Are you even listening to yourself at this point?
He's the fucking UNDERTAKER! He is not a bishounen, (otaku for "pretty boy",)! Who are you?
Kevin and Ariel are not wolf/foxes. Because they are not furries. I now like them more, just knowing that.
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OH MY GOD, THEY'RE BROTHERS! WHY DO YOU DO THIS?!
Oh Christ, I have to stop. I'll leave you with a Valentine in honor of the day and to wash that taste out of my mouth.
Kisses!
All photos are property of their respective artists. I'm not linking, because you will troll. Yes you will. I know you.
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