Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that isn't turning Japanese because that song is super racist and about masturbation, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts have a lot of ground to cover, but just cannot resist talking in depth about what may be the greatest wrestling show of our era, NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom 9. Who managed to win the 3 way prediction tie? Who is already ready to lock in the prediction for next year's main event? They get into all of that, but that's only one small slice of the show as they'll also cover the relaunch of TNA Impact, (including a report from Artie who was actually at the show,) discuss the revolutionary Aztec Warfare match from Lucha Underground, and accidentally reveal their masturbation preference. Huh. I guess this show IS about masturbation after all.
All that, plus all of your questions answered in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that manages to combine the best of written word and radio just in time for both mediums to go extinct, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hostsget back to the normal business of breaking down a Raw that brought up almost too many topics to cover in one episode. Who was in love with Ryback depression promo? Who is desperate for the Authority to stick around? They get into all of that, but that's only one small slice of the show as they'll also bring back the legendary Keep or Fire segment as they try to sort out what talent TNA should actually stick with and which should be putting in applications at Home Depot, (looking at you Mr. Anderson.) All that plus the very first New Japan predictions contest as the Cewshcast guys run down the card before what may turn out to be the biggest wrestling show of the year.
Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that contains the true Christmas celebration, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts abandon all of the usual structure of the podcast and bring you a shocking mid week surprise to help you get over the after-holiday blues. They've brought in DDT to be the special guest host as they reveal the award winners for the very first Cewshcast Cewshie Awards. You'll hear all the usual categories such as best Tag Team Best Female Wrestler and Best Promotion, and you'll also get to find out the results of the categories that you, our adoring public, voted on: Favorite Cewshcast Host, and Favorite Cewshcast Recurring Joke. So put you feet up, gorge yourself of leftovers, and let's take one last ride through 2014 before we throw it in the ocean and speed off into 2015.
Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that many small children believe in instead of Santa, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts are in a celebratory holiday mood, and have decided to forgo the usual format and instead just answer 12 burning reader questions. Who thinks that Alexa Bliss might blow people away in the future? Who thinks that WWE is drooling over the idea of TNA's video library? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them name a winner in the TLC predictions contest which come down to a single point, try to figure out how New Japan can get even bigger, and sing you the 12 Days of Cewshmas, in a moment which may make you hate both Cewsh and Christmas.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that always more pod than cast, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts try to cover the topics of the week, but just keep getting distracted by their desperate urge to talk about NXT Takeover (R)evolution. Who thinks that NXT is the best product in the world? Who thought the women's match was actually better than the world beating main event? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them finally concede victory to Cewsh for his bizarre Survivor Series predictions win, make new predictions for TLC, and engage into an electrifying LIGHTNING ROUNG to catch up on all the topics that have slipped through the cracks.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is boycotting the Slammys for not naming an award after Super Porky, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts put on scuba gear and dive into the ocean of debate kicked by by the interviews of CM Punk and Vince McMahon from the past week. Who feels that CM Punk struck a blow for a potential wrestler union? Who actually likes Vince McMahon more now than they did before? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them gush about the newfound star power of Erick Rowan, give you all the details on New Japan's new competitor to the WWE Network, and reminisce about the greatest fan chants of all time.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is boycotting the Slammys for not naming an award after Super Porky, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts put on scuba gear and dive into the ocean of debate kicked by by the interviews of CM Punk and Vince McMahon from the past week. Who feels that CM Punk struck a blow for a potential wrestler union? Who actually likes Vince McMahon more now than they did before? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them gush about the newfound star power of Erick Rowan, give you all the details on New Japan's new competitor to the WWE Network, and reminisce about the greatest fan chants of all time.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts are without the main host, as Psycho has abandoned Cewsh and Artie to their own devices. As a result, you'll get discussions of dick swordfighting and robot general managers, because he really is the adult that keeps everything together. But they somehow find the time to also break down Survivor Series. Who is chomping at the bit for Sting/Triple H? Who is even more excited to see Fandango as a flamenco dancer? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them pitch their suggestions for how TNA could successfully rebrand itself, tackle the heavy topic of whether or not AJ Styles should stop using the Styles Clash after breaking Yoshitatsu's neck, and share their turkey preferences.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more well-endowed than a center for performing arts in a made for tv movie, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts break down the final Survivor Series card and make their always amusing predictions as to who might just win these insane matches. Who is going double or nothing and gambling his whole prediction card on one outlandish theory? Who actually thought the Authority was going to win? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them talk about the rumors of ROH refusing to let their talent work for other promotions, speculate on the possibility of AJ Lee leaving wrestling, and try to unlock the secrets of something called "Cock Magic".
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is a bigger network than Destination America, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the exciting events of Raw, including Ryback's ever increasing cock teases. Who is certain that Luke Harper is ready to be a main eventer? Who is gushing about WWE's recent booking? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them run down TNA's brand new super embarrassing network, break down New Japan's Power Struggle 2014 and GFW's bombshell announcement, and talk about a very vivid David Otunga fantasy.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more international than any house of pancakes, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the outlook for Survivor Series, including how they think the two big teams will shake out. Who has a bombshell idea for Team Authority? Who is about to burst with excitement for the elimination tag match? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them run down all of the news surrounding New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom show, (including all the trouble that Ring of Honor is causing,) give you a rousing introduction to the world of Lucha Underground, and propose a new version of the Royal Rumble that may have you rethinking your favorite match.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that draws more viewers than TNA, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the Hell in a Cell PPV and reveal shocking information that may change the world of Cewshcast as you know it. Who is ready to defend magic in wrestling to the death? Whose body is fully ready for the Randy Orton face turn? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss TNA running out of footage to air, their top 15 indy wrestlers to keep an eye on, and finally come clean with the truth about Trevor Lee.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that puts the e in WWE, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts lay out their predictions for the Hell in a Cell PPV. From your comfortable seat in the future time, you'll be able to look back and laugh as they fantasy book their way into some incredibly bad predictions as always. Will Artie or Cewsh finally end Psycho's 6 month reign as prediction champion? Does Cewsh attempt to lose these things on purpose or is he just that bad at it? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss who they'd like to see join The Authority, recap all the nuttiness of TNA's Bound For Glory, and debut a new restaurant called "Dildos and Burgers".
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more timely than a watchmaker's biological clock, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts go in depth on the ever controversial Randy Orton, discussing his strengths, his weaknesses, and just what role he would fill in perfect world. Which host thinks Orton could be one of the greatest of all time? Which host just wants him to fuck off already? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Artie's "John Cena Curse" idea, break down the hype behind the new Lucha Underground promotion, and debate the stunning main event that has been confirmed for NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that gets more pie than the Rock on a cheat day, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts jump into a ton of topics, ranging from the Rock's upexpected return to what WWE's merchandise numbers say about who might get the next big push. Which host wasn't thrilled with what the Rock had to say? Which host actually wants John Cena vs. Seth Rollins at Hell in a Cell? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them go into detail about the state of the Divas Division, do an unusual preview of this week's Shimmer tapings, and talk about their fondest memories of the late, great, Eddie Guerrero.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that often has to be retracted to avoid offending Russia, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts focus heavily on Raw and the recent goings on in WWE, and focus especially on that Dean Ambrose character who seems to be pretty popular on these here internets. Which host sees Ambrose as a potential game changing star? Which host is just giddy to see him jump out of more boxes? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them go into detail about the official announced card for TNA Bound for Glory, (including some interesting surprises,) discuss the problem with WWE apologizing for Big Show ripping down the Russian flag, and predict where Kurt Angle will end up after his mysterious press conference.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is as much of a household name as computer SATA ports, (exactly,) Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts wrap up WWE's Night of Champions PPV, and try to figure out where all of the title hot shoting is taking us in the long run. Which host was furious over the result of the Divas match? Which host has been forced to rethink one of his most fiercely beloved wrestling concepts? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them go into detail about the baffling circumstances surrounding TNA's Bound For Glory, try to make sense of WWE's main event scene, and somehow attempt to fantasy book a time traveling WWE champion. Plus, does Psycho manage to continue his unbeaten streak in the prediction contest? Only one way to find out.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that has lasted longer than your average celebrity marriage, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts take a break from the usual format to instead celebrate 25 episodes and 6 months of being routinely tolerated. Naturally the best way to do this is to open the floodgates to the questions and comments that you all submitted, making this the first ever installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need Elevenish Questions. Your hosts go through the mail and pick out the very best questions that you awesome people have sent in and run through a gauntlet of topics from creating the perfect wrestler, to their favorite matches of all time, to their idea for a new ROH champion, (warning: this may cause you to drool uncontrollably.) And at the end of it all, the guys also find the time to make some predictions for Sunday's WWE Night of Champions PPV. Will Psycho's prediction streak finally be broken? There's only one way to find out.
Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that refuses to change it's name, (even if it should,) Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts ignore ignore Raw to talk about the far more interesting happenings in NXT, as they wrap up NXT Takeover 2 and give their thoughts on the newly debuted KENTA. What did the hosts think of KENTA's new name? Ho long do they think it'll be until we see him on the main roster? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them break down Chikara's upcoming King of Trios tournament, discuss Triple H's idea for making NXT it's own brand, and kick off a passionate debate about Jay Briscoe as Ring of Honor's new champion.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast with more surprises than a honey badger in your shower, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts welcome to the show the guest that you have requested the most by far. He is the original cohost of Cewsh Reviews, and many people's favorite contributor to this day, VICE. Yes indeed, we brought Vice back a whole two years after he left the wrestling fandom altogether to find out his opinion on the issues of the day. What was Vice's reaction to his wet dream of Lesnar beating Cena finally coming true? What preposterous claim from Artie causes Vice to retreat into seclusion once more? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Vince Russo's place in wrestling history, the potential of Total Divas as a storytelling conduit, and which superstars they would like to see naked. And don't miss the introduction of a brand new game called "Real Or Not" where Vice attempts to guess which TNA stories from the last year are true, and which we made up. Trust me. It's harder than it sounds.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast with more pluck than a chicken's worst nightmare, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts welcome Psycho back into the hosting seat, and are forced to endure his endless gloating over yet another prediction contest victory. Rallying their strength as best they can after this humiliation, they also spend some time breaking down the myriad events that have transipred in and around WWE in the past two weeks, with special attention paid to Ryback's injury, and how he could come back better than ever. Which of the hosts is convinced that WWE is burying their future? Which of the hosts is about to break the fast forward button on their remote? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them break down the rumor that New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom may be aired on American PPV, discuss the latest truly bizarre TNA gimmick change, and discuss what they would most love to see added to the WWE Network.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast with more listeners than every other wresting podcast combined, (if you count members of my family,) Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts celebrate the tremendous accomplishment of making it to 20 whole episodes by attempting to fit roughly 20 topics into the show. They kick things off with Summerslam predictions, including their thoughts on where everything was going coming into the second biggest show of the year. Which of the hosts has FINALLY come around on a major storyline? Which of the hosts really picked John Cena? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them wrap up the mind blowing 2014 NJPW G1 Climax tournament, cry over the loss of the New Nation, and issue a heartfelt apology for their inability to do research correctly. And don't miss the special Cewshcast LIGHTNING ROUND where they try to fit in so many topics that it doesn't even make sense.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the only podcast that implies that it will someday boast 5000 episodes, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the week in WWE, and focus especially on Monday Night Raw, where the Summerslam stew is cooking, but isn't quite up to a boil just yet. Which of the hosts is just doesn't care about the build to Lesnar/Cena? Which of the hosts is unhappy with EVERY current feud in WWE? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Rusev tapping out to Jack Swagger, Hulk Hogan's potential return to the ring and have a debate over what is the greatest wrestling video game of all time. All while totally lying to Artie about whether or not they did a podcast without him.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the only podcast that will bail you out of jail, just so long as it's under $20 and close to our house, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts welcome a special guest to the podcast for only the second time, with the debonair Matthew arriving to help break down the happenings in WWE last week. They do a detailed breakdown of Monday Night Raw, including thoughts on where the "New Nation" should go from here, as well as why John Cena should become a wizard for his own good. Which Divas feud do the hosts love and which one are they skeptical of? Which of the hosts is desperately seeking the Cosmic Key? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss the impending arrivals of KENTA and Prince Devitt, including a ton of speculation about their future in the company and who in NXT will be the next to make it to the main roster.
And if that wasn't enough, this week they debut a new game for all guest hosts called CEWSH CLASH. How will Matthew fare as the first victim of the ultimate trivia challenge? Find out for yourself! Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Cewsh Note: The show this week begins with an excerpt from the show planning conversation before the official recording. Just making sure you know, so you don't think you're missing a chunk of the show to begin with. Enjoy!
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the only podcast with the official endorsement of the number 5,000, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss WWE's Battleground pay per view and let you in on who won the monthly prediction contest, (Hint: It wasn't Cewsh,) and get into detail about the many interesting topics from Raw, including the potential part time title reign of Brock Lesnar, and Paige's impactful heel turn. Which of the hosts is still unhappy with the Paige/AJ feud? Which of the hosts is turning on Roman Reigns? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss the new partnerships of Global Force Wrestling and what their business model could mean for the world of professional wrestling, turn into rabid fanboys for the Miz (seriously!) and discuss whether there is a viable replacement for John Cena on the roster.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the ever battling Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the upcoming WWE Battleground PPV, and make their predictions once again for what they think will happen. For two months straight now, Psycho has dominated the predictions like some kind of psychic wildebeest, but Artie and Cewsh have some wacky ideas up their sleeve to make up some ground. Which of the hosts is calling for the unification of the IC and US titles? Which of the hosts is picking Karl Anderson to win the G1 Climax (because they have clearly sustained head trauma)? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss why WWE signing KENTA is both awesome for us, and what it could mean for his future, how TNA has fucked over yet another wrestling promotion on it's path to be universally hated, and answer a question that will render Artie speechless for the first time in his entire life.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the ever continuing Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts delve deep into the world of indy wrestling, as they hold a massive discussion about the upcoming PWG Battle of Los Angeles. They discuss each of the 24 contenders in what may be the most incredible, talent filled wrestling tournament of the decade, from AJ Styles, to the newly released Evan Bourne, to Best of the Super Juniors 2014 winner Ricochet, just to name a few. Which of the hosts is is calling Johnny Gargano the best indy talent on the planet today? Who do each of the hosts think can actually win? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss the dire news of New Japan losing it's iPPV deal and what that means for puro fans going forward, Santino's retirement and the fond memories he inspired, and make an enemy for life out of independent wrestler Trevor Lee.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the ever astonishing Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts abandon the rest of the wrestling industry to spend the entire fucking podcast talking about WWE. Debates rage on all three sides, as the fallout from Money in the Bank and last week's Raw leave the WWE in a state of flux, leading to some classic arguments. Which of the hosts is not happy at AJ Lee's return? Which hosts throw down against each other over whether or not Cesaro should become Intercontinental Champion? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Emma's bizarre firing and rehiring, who their choice is to win the Royal Rumble 6 months from now, and how they found a way to bring up Limp Bizkit in yet another podcast without having to pay Fred Durst any kind of royalties.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the ever vigilant Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts engage once again in the long term comedy of errors that is the Cewshcast Prediction Contest. They attempt to forecast the total chaos of WWE Money in the Bank 2014, including a Money in the Bank match that is missing some Bad News, and a World Title ladder match that anyone but Sheamus could win. Which of the hosts truly believes in their heart that Dolph Ziggler could win the briefcase? Which of the hosts is calling for the return of Chavo Classic? They get into all of that while trying their best to keep a stiff upper lip following the heroic departure of Vickie Guerrero. But that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss the pros and cons of TNA's major announcement that they'll be holding Bound For Glory in Tokyo, explain the concept behind upcoming G1 Climax series and why it is the perfect chance to become a fan of New Japan Pro Wrestling, and take time to appreciate the fact that TNA has hired Cewsh's arch nemesis, seemingly just to spite him.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the ever elegant Cewshcast 5000! This week you intrepid hosts have a bone to pick with each other in regards to WWE Money in the Bank 2014. They debate various possibilities for the show, including whether or not there should be a ladder match for a briefcase, and whether or not the time is right for Roman Reigns to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Which of the hosts is willing to bet his house on a John Cena victory? Which of the hosts will weep bitter tears if he does? But that's just a small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss TAJIRI's big jump the the Great Muta's WRESTLE-1 promotion, the ongoing debate on whether TNA should bring back the 6-sided ring, and this little thing that happened involving someone named Bobby Lashley. One of the hosts seemed pretty happy about it. Plus, there's a special bonus segment for this week as one lucky question submitter is drawn randomly to win some free WWE or New Japan merchandise!
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the still employed Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts eschew the regular format of talking about Raw and Impact and the like, and instead dig into the mass releases from WWE this week. All three members of the Cewshcast team go into detail about who they would have kept, the most likely places the talents will show up next, as well as giving their ideas for who might be next on the chopping block, (poor Kofi Kingston.) Which of the hosts thinks that Jinder Mahal is "a fantastic promo guy"? Which of the hosts goes Corporate and joins the Authority? But that's just a small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss New Japan's recent Best of the Super Junior's Tournament, including what matches you need to see and who emerged as a major new star, whether or not a healthy gay relationship could exist on screen in WWE, and even tell you which comic book character would make for the best wrestling character.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the audacious Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts give you the low down on everything that happened in WWE over the past week, and tell you who won the first ever Cewshcast prediction contest, (to no one's surprise, it wasn't Cewsh.) The go into detail about the internet exploding Seth Rollins turn, and about where they'd like to see the Rhodes Brothers story go. Which of the hosts won't be satisfied unless something turns into a Tornado Tag Match? Who is a proud member of the Dibiase Posse? The guys get into all that, as well as continuing their prediction contest by trying to figure out just who the hell is main eventing this weeks TNA Slammiversary. But that's just a small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss the imminent death of All Japan Pro Wrestling, as all the company's talent abandons ship, which WWE wrestler most needs a new finisher, and hotly debate whether the Undertaker vs. Triple H at Wrestlemania 28 was the best match ever, or a pile of worthless garbage.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the imperial Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts kick off a monthly tradition that is sure to go very badly for Cewsh, the monthly PPV prediction contest! And what better way to kick off such a thing that by previewing and predicting the upcoming WWE Payback PPV? Which of the hosts foolishly believes that John Cena will lose a match? Who loves hotshotting titles so much that they might be Vince Russo in disguise? The guys get into all that, as well as discussing whether or not Daniel Bryan should surrender the WWE Championship, and predicting what match will get added to the PPV card at the last minute, (one of them is actually a psychic, I swear.) But that's just a small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Kevin Steen potential as a WWE star, whether or not Bo Dallas has what it takes to make it on the main roster, and tell you why you should go to every independent wrestling show you can.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the austere Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts are bringing you a one off special edition of the podcast devoted entirely to that mysterious entity known simply as CHIKARA. Now, if you're like many wrestling fans, you've seen some funny CHIKARA clips on Youtube and have maybe heard about the crazy storylines they have that involve time travel, magical devices and the promotion actually shutting down under suspicious circumstances. Without a doubt, there is a ton to sort through if you want to become a CHIKARA fan, but luckily for you, we're here to save the day! In one hour, Artie, Psycho, and their guest partner DDT will tell you every single thing you need to know to understand what is going on in the company that many consider to be the second most important in the United States, including such gems as why a bandleader is the most important member of the roster, how brainwashing is a very serious problem among ants, and the long and twisty road that led from CHIKARA's abrupt closure last year to their triumphant return this week.
All of that, plus a review of CHIKARA's return show, You Only Live Twice, including a detailed breakdown of what happened after the feed cut off, which might very well be the best wrestling angle of the year, (it may or may not involve Bane. Yes, that Bane.) Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime chance to become a CHIKARA fanboy like the entire Cewsh Reviews staff!
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the 8th episode of the braggadocios Cewshcast 5000! This week, your intrepid hosts venture into the strange waters of reality television to discuss Total Divas and Legend's House. Which one of the hosts is an avid fan of Total Divas? Which of the Legends looked the least embarassing while doing a Chippendales dance routine? The guys get into all of that, as well as discussing the potential long term impact these shows could have on booking plans, and who they'd love to see join the Legend's House next year, (brother.) But that's just a small slice of the show, as you'll also hear a recap of ROH War of the Worlds, each host pitching their idea for who should be the new WWE champion, and Artie and Cewsh go head to head, Cewshfire style, over who the last great ROH Champion was.
All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
Welcome, cats and kittens, to the 7th episode of the resplendent Cewshcast 5000! This week, your intrepid hosts tackle the hottest issues in the wrestling world, from Daniel Bryan's neck injury and what that means to WWE's near future, to the debut of TNA's Menagerie and why we actually don't hate it. Along the way we also touch on indy wrestlers who take non wrestling jobs in WWE, our ideas for the debut of Prince Devitt, the difference between Burning Spirit and No Selling and a burning spirited discussion of the classic anime ULTIMATE MUSCLE. But the crown jewel of this episode is the fantasy draft, where Cewsh, Artie and Psycho all choose 5 wrestlers that they would build Global Force Wrestling around, and you will not believe who the hell gets named in these.
So there's all that in store for you over the next hour of your life, as well as your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.
It's time for Cewshcast 5000 Episode 6! This just so happens to be the one where we talk about the fallout from the crazy Extreme Rules PPV, discuss the major controversy in Japan over AJ Styles winning the IWGP Heavyweight Championship from Okada, and we decide which wrestlers would make the best Power Rangers. We also give our thoughts on this week's Monday Night Raw, Artie gets a microphone that allows you to fully enjoy his silky voice, (he forced me to write that,) and we update you on what's going on on that WWE Main Event program that definitely still exists. Plus, as always, we answer your questions in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. All that and more lies within. Enjoy!
It's time for Cewshcast 5000 Episode 5! This just so happens to be the one where we talk about our predictions going into the Extreme Rules PPV, discuss a certain Japanese wrestler whose NAME IS ALL IN CAPS, and I threaten to fire Artie for the fifth time in five episodes. We also give our thoughts on this week's Monday Night Raw, talk about our dream jobs in wrestling, and spend entirely too much time talking about Limp Bizkit. Plus, as always we answer your questions in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. All that and more lies within. Enjoy!
Alright, it's time for Cewshcast 5000 Episode 4. It's our fourth podcast ever, and it just so happens to be the one where we talk about what WWE superstars we would keep or fire. Artie and Cewsh go down the list of on the bubble WWE wrestlers and detail out whether guys like Zack Ryder, Christian and Damien Sandow should still have roster spots. We also give our thoughts on this week's Monday Night Raw, talk about Christopher Daniels becoming a free agent and tell you the proper way to pronounce Cewsh's name. Plus, as always we answer your questions in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. All that and more lies within. Enjoy!
Alright, it's time for Cewshcast 5000 Episode 3. It's our third podcast ever, and it just so happens to be the one where we talk about the success and potential long term impact of the WWE Network. We also give our thoughts on New Japan's Invasion Attack PPV, tell you where to start your Shimmer binge watching, and discuss what our favorite 90s tv shows were, (spoiler: mine is the best.) Plus, as always we answer your questions in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. All that and more lies within. Enjoy!
Alright, it's time for Cewshcast 5000 Episode 2. It's our second podcast ever, and it just so happens to be the one where we recap Wrestlemania, including the live experiences of both Artie and Psycho who were both in attendance at the show. We also give our thoughts on Raw, and all of the new guys and girls brought up to the main roster, Jeff Jarrett's new promotion, Global Force Wrestling, and we answer your questions in another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. All that and more lies within. Enjoy!
Welcome, boys and girls, to an exciting moment in the history of Cewsh Reviews. After a few practice runs, beta tests and something involving a goat that will haunt us forever, we're finally ready to bring you the very first Cewsh Reviews podcast!
Now, i'll warn you right off the top. This is our first ever podcast. So as you might expect, the audio quality isn't perfect, the formatting of the show is taking take, and there were at least 4 wardrobe malfunctions so severe that even radio can't hide them. But through it all we persevered to bring you an hour and a half of free content to make your work day slightly more bearable. Future episodes will be shorter, and will contain all sorts of guests, but for now let me introduce you to the main cast of CEWSHCAST 5000 (working title).
PSYCHO...an eternal optimist with a strange grudge against Ryback, Psycho is the host and technical wizard of the Cewsh Reviews Podcast. The fact that he is also the only other Bobby Lashley fan that I have ever met is entirely unrelated.
ARTIE...a lovable scamp from the heart of WWE country, Artie is the charismatic front man in the rock band that is Cewsh Reviews. He loves CM Punk, he has mysterious connections and he just might be single, ladies.
CEWSH...is me, the person who has been shouting at you at full volume for the past 5 years. I enjoy long walks on the beach and seeing people get lariated. My name is in the title, so even if I suck, I can't possibly be fired. It's a good gig if you can get it.
Over the weeks and months to come, we'll cover everything from WWE to New Japan, from TNA to Shimmer, and even from Scooby Doo to The Marine. We know we won't be your only source for audio wrestling shenanigans, but we dearly hope to enter your podcast rotation somewhere in between those guys who think Triple H ruined wrestling and those other guys who think Triple H ruined wrestling. Because that's the dream.
So enjoy our first ever podcast, and hit us up on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, or even at cewshreviews@gmail.com with questions for us to answer on the show, feedback on what you heard, or even just suggestions for what the hell we should call this ridiculous venture of ours. Because we're all in this together. Until we get sponsored. Then we're in this for the money.
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