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March 26, 2012

The Shimmer Volume 46 Wrap Up Spectacular

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March 20, 2012

The Shimmer Volume 45 Wrap Up Spectacular


Wrestling!  Yay!  Shimmer!  Yay!  Reviews!  Yay!  Saraya!  Boo!

Hello muffins.  For some people March is basketball, but around here March is for Shimmer.  And once again we are here to bring you our post taping coverage.  Who retained?  Who lost the belts?  And who is SHOCKINGLY photogenic?  All this and more to come from a weekend that contained the best that wrestling has to offer.  Tonight we'll recap the very first Volume that was taped over the weekend (out of four) and all week long we'll be recapping the other shows as Shimmer week rolls on.  Would we say we're excited?  We're more than just excited.  We're My Little Pony excited.

March 14, 2012

Cewsh Interviews - Chris Masters


Good evening, boys and girls.  We have an incredibly special treat for you tonight, as we officially forgo our usual reviews and instead take an opportunity to interview one of the most interesting figures in wrestling this decade.  I could, of course, only be talking about the Masterpiece himself, Chris Masters!  Tonight, Chris takes time from his busy schedule to sit down with us to talk about his career, his future and what he thinks of sites just like this one.

March 6, 2012

The Life And Times Of Mildred Burke

Afternoon, boys and girls. I've gathered you here for a special purpose, and an entirely educational one, but I promise not to keep you too long so you can get back to your porn and your cat macros.  The topic today is one close to my heart as, in honor of Women's History Month, we honor Mildred Burke, the greatest female draw in wrestling history and the mother of women's wrestling worldwide.

 
Also An Alternative Transportation Enthusiast.

The funny thing is that you may not have heard of her, and you may never see any of her work, yet she is one of the most influential wrestlers to ever live and is almost solely responsible for women's wrestling becoming a reality.  So who is this lady who grabbed the wrestling world by the balls and held on? As with so many stories like hers, it’s not about who she was. It's about what.