Then he gets to Ms. Dearheart, who ducks it a punch and delivers a soccer kick to the balls that will leave that man reconsidering his family planning situation for days.
The old man accidentally runs right past him and in unceremoniously lifted over the top rope by Barbarian. The kid is invincible!
Implied boobage being his ultimate weakness, he lurches forward to her aid and attacks the other two who immediately eliminate the poor guy.
Devitt remains unfazed, however, and looks focused in and ready to go as always, odd against him or no.
Sapp, accustomed to, you know, actually fighting people, has no idea how to respond to this obscene onslaught and flees the best he can. The crowd cheers wildly for Dino as he tries his best iron Sheik imitation to the tune of Sapp’s increasingly high pitched wails of desperation. This might be more disturbing if not for the fact that Sapp is turning in the comedic performance of a lifetime, delivering solid gold facial expression and appearing on the verge of tears while shouting “NO FAIR!” at the hapless referee. Finally the bell rings, and not a second too soon for Sapp, who after that may start spontaneously passing out every time he sees leopard print from here on.
Then the entire locker room and crowd, as one, and yell a combined “PSYCHE!” and cheer wildly at getting Sapp to admit that he’s gay. Sapp, now defeated beyond any mortal reckoning, flees to the back, hoping never to be seen again.
Makes for good matches with the flyweigjt being tossed around a lot, and making awesomely great comebacks. It makes for exciting action, and it was great seeing that little punk get the win. It was a lovely moment.
I don’t know who the young lion was, or if he’s a “big name”, but the dude was great and has a ton of potential. The sky is the limit with him. And kudos to the other guy for being a massive, grumpy bastard. This wasn’t a match of the year or even a classic, but it was done right and perfect for what it was. I want to see more of these two.