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August 15, 2010

WWE Summerslam 2010

World Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…


Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the milkshake that bring all the smarks to the yard, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we grab our floaties, and Matt Striker plaid bathing suits and dive into the deep end with WWE’s Summerslam 2010! The year’s second biggest show is at hand and the WWE is absolutely buzzing with questions. What will happen with the Nexus? Who will be the seventh man to join Team WWE to fight them? Will Randy Orton continue his meteoric rise in popularity, and who the fuck really beat up the Undertaker anyway? We’ve come here tonight to find some answers, and if we’re lucky, maybe we will. But whether we walk out with answers or not, one thing is certain. Somebody is getting wet.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

August 8, 2010

TNA HardCORE Justice 2010

Total Nonstop Action and Extreme Championship Wrestling (Sort Of) Proudly Present...

TNA HardCORE Justice 2010

Welcome cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the hardcorniest of the hardcore, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as TNA has opened the floodgates for an ECW reunion to (allegedly) end all ECW reunions. Tommy Dreamer has been given carte blanche to assemble a show of his very own, even though he can't use the letters “ECW” or half of the roster's known names, lest Jerry McDevitt and WWE sue the everyloving shitcookies out of everyone within a 10 mile radius. Regardless, the gang has all turned up, the tables are laid out, and the fans are ready to chant, so we're going to open our arms wide and let the scourge of Extreme into the Cewsh Reviews Headquarters. God only knows if we'll ever be the same.

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!