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July 18, 2010

WWE Money In The Bank 2010

World Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents…


WWE Money In The Bank 2010


Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only review blog afraid of heights, spiders and certain kinds of foreign cheese, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we bring you LADDERS. That is to say we’re reviewing WWE LADDERSLADDERSLADDERS. Err, Money in the LADDERS. THERE ARE LADDERS. YAY LADDERS!

Hmm.

Well I think you get the idea. Tonight we get to review a show fully and completely centered around people scaling a ladder to reach a guaranteed title match. What could be more simple or more excellent than that? Between those matches and Cena and Sheamus finally brining their feud to a head, this is a PPV so fully loaded with potential that it’s bursting at the seams and we’re going to have to find it new pants at goodwill. However let us remember, there’s a new group in town. One that cast a shadow over all of these proceedings. How will Nexus affect one of the most important nights of the year? Only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

July 11, 2010

You All Surprise Me

Mrs. Cewsh: Welcome home ducklings. Did you miss me? Cewsh treated you alright while I was away? Feed you anything besides junk food? Is that a backyard wrestling ring I see out the kitchen window? What have you been up to?

No matter, we're all back together now and we're going to do this Supplement up right. You may recall, we kicked these amuse-bouche off nine months ago with a little post about how you're all perverts. Fast forward to today, and I can safely say, yes, you're all still perverts. BUT, you're also surprising perverts.

The number of sexual, bizarre, misspelled searches have been eclipsed by a boom of actual, thoughtful wrestling-related searches. Not only that, but searches like wrestle feminists have taken Feminism and Pro Wrestling to 124 views in four months, making it our third most popular page in history. It's really made me proud and inspired me to take a more vocal role in the wrestling community.

And as your reward for that, we're going to relieve the very first Supplement on this blog, the porniest, weirdest, and most illegal things Cewsh Reviews has been a result for in a search engine, (since May 26, 2010 when Google redid their webmaster tools and wiped all our search results):

TNA Victory Road 2010

Total Nonstop Action Proudly Presents…

TNA Victory Road 2010


Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the swelteringly hottest review blog spending half their salary on air conditioning, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we Cross The Line (or whatever the kids are calling it these days) and get charged up to review TNA’s Victory Road 2010! This is the first step on the road from Slammiversary to Bound For Glory, and it has mammoth ramifications indeed. For example, who are “They” and will they continue to force me to be grammatically incorrect whenever I refer to them? Who will wind up being the final four members of Ric Flair’s new Fortune stable? And just what will TNA pull out of their hat tonight, after Dixie Carter hyped up a big surprise all week before the show? Well we could sit real quietly, become one with nature, and convince the squirrels who live in our backyard to go ask Dave Meltzer is perfect unaccented English (and give him rabies while they’re at it), but that seems like a lot of work. So just take my word for it when I say that there’s only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!