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Mrs. Cewsh: Oh kittens, where has the year gone? It seems like just yesterday I was making up my 2009 spreadsheet, cursing the fact that I did like 5 whole shows! I mean GOD, why would anyone willingly review all of this?
Well I reviewed a lot more than five shows this year, and most of them were willingly. It's been a pretty good year, both personally, professionally, and whatever this is. I went to my first live event, saw some older things I never got to experience, and had to watch TNA. So, without further ado, let's get onto the first of the annual year end awards, mine!
(Best Reviewed) Match of the Year:
WWE Wrestlemania XXVI: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
Favorite Match of the Year:
Shimmer 29: Ayumi Kurihara vs. Tomoka Nakagawa
Male Wrestler of the Year:
Favorite Male Wrestler of the Year:
Female Wrestler of the Year:
Favorite Female Wrestler of the Year:
Show of the Year:
WWE TLC 2010
Best Mic Skills of the Year:
Best Gimmick of the Year:
Rise of the Rookies
Feud of the Year:
Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker
Rookie of the Year:
Worst (Reviewed) Match of the Year:
WWE Royal Rumble 2010: Michelle McCool vs. Mickie James
Least Favorite Match of the Year:
WWE Extreme Rules 2010: Extreme Makeover Match
Worst Male Wrestler of the Year:
Tie! Santino and Koslov
Least Favorite Male Wrestler of the Year:
Worst Female Wrestler of the Year:
Least Favorite Female Wrestler of the Year:
Worst Mic Skills of the Year:
Worst Gimmick of the Year:
One last LAST run!
Worst Feud Of The Year:
Piggy James vs. LayCool
Veteran Most in Need of Retirement:
Gif of the Year:
No, seriously. Where the heck did that ladder come from?
Achievements in Bad Dressing:
Melina and her Snuffaluffagus Testicles
Best Cewsh Reviews Fan:
Takerson, for sending me Big Sexy.
(Cewsh Note: That is totally not takerson.)
Moment of the Year:
Meeting Ayako Hamada, bitches!
Okay lovies, that's it for me this time. I want to thank you for your patience with us. I know the last couple months have been terrible as far as reviewing, but we're working on it now that things are back to normal. To make it up to you, we're rushing a lot of content through. 2011 is going to be our best year. Stay tuned.