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January 21, 1990

WWF Royal Rumble 1990

Cewsh: This is the best review we will ever do involving Mickie Mouse ears and the words "Hammer Jammer".


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The World Wrestling Federation Proudly Presents…

WWF Royal Rumble 1990


Welcome, cats and kittens, to the only thing NBC hasn’t ruined so far this year, the indomitable Cewsh Reviews! Tonight we have a special treat to kick off the official Road to Wrestlemania for us here at Cewsh Reviews. We’re looking back at a Royal Rumble from the past to get ready for the big kahuna itself, next week. We let some of our stalwart fans vote on which Royal Rumble they most wanted to see, and almost unanimously they selected this show on its 20th anniversary, to do the hype work. Will a show as old as most college students hold up today? Will even we know half of the people on the card? Will Cewsh freak out when the Ultimate Warrior shows up (yes)? Why my intrepid little Warriors, there’s only one way to find out.

So with no further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!