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If you ignore this and read a spoiler anyway, don't come crying to us. We did warn you.

If you are looking for the archive of past episodes of Cewshcast 5000, you can find it here.

April 23, 2015

SYTYCB? Episode 2 - Artie (Cewsh Reviews) vs. The Debut of TNA Impact on Destination America.




In the second episode of So You Think You Can Book we invite Cewshcast and Cewsh Reviews lothario Artie on to the show. His mission? Rebook TNA's first show on their new network, Destination America. After months of speculation as to whether or not TNA would close down altogether due to SPIKE TV not renewing their television show, Destination America, a much smaller scale network, came to the rescue and gave TNA a chance to start over in front of a new audience and potentially win back some of those viewers who had given up on them long ago. They, uh, didn't. Artie was actually there, in person, for that vitally important show in TNA's history and now he's getting the chance to see if he can do it better than they did. Did he succeed? That's for you to decide.

Be sure to give us feedback in the comments, or through Twitter and Facebook to let us know which card you liked better. The original, or Artie's.

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April 20, 2015

Defrost Reviews - Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker


It is Wrestlemania season and here at DRS2EBRaSAGG we have Wrestlemania fever. Well maybe not a fever, but there are some sniffles going on. So in tune with our need of NyQuil we are going to delve deeply into the most interesting match coming up at Wrestlemania XXVIII. HHH vs Undertaker inside Hell in a Cell with Shawn Michaels acting as referee. For the first of our two special Mania editions we give to you our review of Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker.


In Your House: Ground Zero (Louisville Gardens)
Shawn Michaels (w/ HHH, Chyna & Rick Rude) vs Undertaker

In Your House: Badd Blood (Kiel Center)
Hell in a Cell Match/WWF Championship Contender Match
WWF European Champion Shawn Michaels (w/HHH, Chyna, & Rick Rude) vs Undertaker

Royal Rumble 1998 (San Jose Arena)
Casket Match/World Wrestling Federation Championship Match
WWF Heavyweight Champion Shawn Michaels (w/HHH & Chyna) vs Undertaker

Wrestlemania XXV (Reliant Stadium)
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels

Wrestlemania XXVI (University of Phoenix Stadium)
Streak vs Career/No DQ No Countout Match
Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels

April 17, 2015

Flashback Friday: The 5 Best Feuds From Before You Were Born

We hear you out there. We know you hunger for Cewsh Reviews content like a rabid animal that can only be satiated by dick jokes and gifs, (Dickgifmunk?) Sadly, due to the amount of time it takes to produce the average review, it takes some time between each one. This mega sucks for you, the loyal and patient reader, so we've decided to give you a bit of a treat each week to help out. Each Friday, we'll be bringing back a review from Cewsh Reviews past. Some of them were great shows that we were proud to document, some of them were torturous nightmares that come up frequently in my therapist visits. But all of them are part of the ever expanding tapestry of Cewsh Reviews.

Some of these you may know, other may be pleasant surprises. The important thing is that none of them require you to wait for me to produce them. Enjoy!


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Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another Sunday Supplement from your glorious benefactors here at Cewsh Reviews Headquarters.  Tonight we're going to be dealing with something a little different, and rather than turning back the clock to when we were teenagers or when we were kids, we're going to turn the clock all the way back to when we weren't anything at all whatsoever.  See, its a common fallacy of people to only really regard the things that have happened in your lifetime as important, and not to factor in things that went on before, and wrestling is no different.  If you think back to the days before Hulkamania it probably seems like sort of  a big empty period of random title changes and aimless matches, but there were storylines even back in those barbaric times when nobody had started wearing codpieces yet.  So today we'll be celebrating the 10 best storylines that took place before we were born (using 1985, when I was born, as a frame of reference).  Maybe we'll learn something that will give us all new respect for the old timers who paved the way for the wrestling we enjoy today, and if not we can at least all look at how weird people looked back in the day.

Either way, its time for an adventure and off we go!

April 15, 2015

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 52 - Anniversary Episode Part 1 (Wrestlemania Fallout)

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is ONE WHOLE YEAR OLD NOW, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts are celebrating their 1 year anniversary by doing a TWO part episode, with the first one being all about Wrestlemania. Who is calling this the greatest Wrestlemania of all time? Who actually managed to find something to complain about? They get into all of that, but that's only one small slice of the show as they'll also break down the most disastrous prediction contest of all time, the future of WWE, and decide whether Roman Reigns has officially made it or not.

All that plus your questions answered on another installment of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.

April 10, 2015

Flashback Friday: Wrestlemania III

We hear you out there. We know you hunger for Cewsh Reviews content like a rabid animal that can only be satiated by dick jokes and gifs, (Dickgifmunk?) Sadly, due to the amount of time it takes to produce the average review, it takes some time between each one. This mega sucks for you, the loyal and patient reader, so we've decided to give you a bit of a treat each week to help out. Each Friday, we'll be bringing back a review from Cewsh Reviews past. Some of them were great shows that we were proud to document, some of them were torturous nightmares that come up frequently in my therapist visits. But all of them are part of the ever expanding tapestry of Cewsh Reviews.

Some of these you may know, other may be pleasant surprises. The important thing is that none of them require you to wait for me to produce them. Enjoy!


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The World Wrestling Federation Proudly Presents...

WWF Wrestlemania III


Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the reviews that put the snap in snapmare, Cewsh Reviews! Here, not two weeks after a showdown between two larger than life stars, (and by that I obviously mean Teddy Long and John Laurenitus,) we’ll take a look back at the night that saw two of the biggest stars in wrestling history make history together in what is arguably the best known wrestling match ever to take place. But just like this year’s parade of undercard shenanigans, there are so many other stories to tell on the night when 93,000 *cough*morelike78000*cough* men, women and children crowded into the Pontiac Silverdome to see the show of the decade. Is the show a gigantic lump of crap in retrospect? Do Savage/Steamboat and Hogan/Andre hold up 25 years later?  How the hell are there like 37 matches on this card? And as a special bonus to each match, where did their careers go after such a defining moment in wrestling history? As always, there’s only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!