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November 24, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 34 - Steaks Are At Stake

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more well-endowed than a center for performing arts in a made for tv movie, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts break down the final Survivor Series card and make their always amusing predictions as to who might just win these insane matches. Who is going double or nothing and gambling his whole prediction card on one outlandish theory? Who actually thought the Authority was going to win? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them talk about the rumors of ROH refusing to let their talent work for other promotions, speculate on the possibility of AJ Lee leaving wrestling, and try to unlock the secrets of something called "Cock Magic".

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.



November 19, 2014

How Hiroshi Tanahashi Saved New Japan From Itself


On October 13th 2014, Hiroshi Tanahashi defeated AJ Styles for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. In a grueling fight, he managed to beat Styles with his patented High Fly Flow and capture the most prestigious prize in Japanese wrestling for a record breaking 7th time. As he celebrated, Kazuchika Okada, the man who will challenge for his title at New Japan's premier event of the year, Wrestle Kingdom IX, strode to the ring. The two went face to face, and a buzz rose from the 9,000 people clustered around them in Ryougoku Sumo Hall. For the 5th consecutive year, (and 7th out of 8,) the man known as the Ace of the Universe would fight for the biggest title, on the biggest show, for the biggest promotion in his homeland. For the 8th time, he would face Okada, the transcendent star that he made a household name. And for perhaps the final time, he would lead New Japan into uncharted territory, as the face of a wrestling revolution that seeks to take the United States by storm.

As both men posed for the audience, Tanahashi's legion of fans drowned out the shouts from the Okada faithful, driving Okada from the ring. And that left Tanahashi alone in the ring at the end of the show for about the millionth time, posing with the title he rescued from obscurity, shining in the lights like a golden lion.

November 17, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 33 - Surviving Survivor Series

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is a bigger network than Destination America, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the exciting events of Raw, including Ryback's ever increasing cock teases. Who is certain that Luke Harper is ready to be a main eventer? Who is gushing about WWE's recent booking? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them run down TNA's brand new super embarrassing network, break down New Japan's Power Struggle 2014 and GFW's bombshell announcement, and talk about a very vivid David Otunga fantasy.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.


November 12, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 32 - Dario Templecast 5000

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more international than any house of pancakes, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the outlook for Survivor Series, including how they think the two big teams will shake out. Who has a bombshell idea for Team Authority? Who is about to burst with excitement for the elimination tag match? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them run down all of the news surrounding New Japan's Wrestle Kingdom show, (including all the trouble that Ring of Honor is causing,) give you a rousing introduction to the world of Lucha Underground, and propose a new version of the Royal Rumble that may have you rethinking your favorite match.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.


November 4, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 31 - The King Is Dead

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that draws more viewers than TNA, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts discuss the Hell in a Cell PPV and reveal shocking information that may change the world of Cewshcast as you know it. Who is ready to defend magic in wrestling to the death? Whose body is fully ready for the Randy Orton face turn? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss TNA running out of footage to air, their top 15 indy wrestlers to keep an eye on, and finally come clean with the truth about Trevor Lee.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.


October 28, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 30 - Hell Is Other People

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that puts the e in WWE, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts lay out their predictions for the Hell in a Cell PPV. From your comfortable seat in the future time, you'll be able to look back and laugh as they fantasy book their way into some incredibly bad predictions as always. Will Artie or Cewsh finally end Psycho's 6 month reign as prediction champion? Does Cewsh attempt to lose these things on purpose or is he just that bad at it? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss who they'd like to see join The Authority, recap all the nuttiness of TNA's Bound For Glory, and debut a new restaurant called "Dildos and Burgers".

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.


October 22, 2014

WWE December To Dismember 2006

World Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents...

WWE DECEMBER TO DISMEMBER 2006


Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only reviews that come around less often than spontaneous three ways with buxom celebrities, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as after years and years of people asking me, begging me, and occasionally outright threatening me, I have finally broken down and agreed to review the consensus choice for the worst mainstream PPV in wrestling history. Of course, I can only be talking about WWE December To Dismember. After 8 years of healing, it is finally time for us to investigate just what the hell it is about this show that makes people bleed out of their eyeballs whenever they remember seeing it. Was it the Elimination Chamber match that killed the ECW concept in one fell swoop? Was it the undercard full of matches even their mothers couldn't love? Or was it some wonderful tidbit that has been blocked from my memory that will come tearing out with the force and fury of a runaway supernova? As always, there's only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let's do a motherfucking review!

October 21, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 29 - The John Cena Curse

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that is more timely than a watchmaker's biological clock, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts go in depth on the ever controversial Randy Orton, discussing his strengths, his weaknesses, and just what role he would fill in perfect world. Which host thinks Orton could be one of the greatest of all time? Which host just wants him to fuck off already? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them discuss Artie's "John Cena Curse" idea, break down the hype behind the new Lucha Underground promotion, and debate the stunning main event that has been confirmed for NJPW's Wrestle Kingdom.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.


October 14, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 28 - Finally

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that gets more pie than the Rock on a cheat day, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts jump into a ton of topics, ranging from the Rock's upexpected return to what WWE's merchandise numbers say about who might get the next big push. Which host wasn't thrilled with what the Rock had to say? Which host actually wants John Cena vs. Seth Rollins at Hell in a Cell? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them go into detail about the state of the Divas Division, do an unusual preview of this week's Shimmer tapings, and talk about their fondest memories of the late, great, Eddie Guerrero.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.

October 7, 2014

Cewshcast 5000: Episode 27 - Dean Ambrose, God of Mischief

Welcome, cats and kittens, to the podcast that often has to be retracted to avoid offending Russia, Cewshcast 5000! This week your intrepid hosts focus heavily on Raw and the recent goings on in WWE, and focus especially on that Dean Ambrose character who seems to be pretty popular on these here internets. Which host sees Ambrose as a potential game changing star? Which host is just giddy to see him jump out of more boxes? They get into all of that, but that's just one small slice of the show, as you'll also hear them go into detail about the official announced card for TNA Bound for Glory, (including some interesting surprises,) discuss the problem with WWE apologizing for Big Show ripping down the Russian flag, and predict where Kurt Angle will end up after his mysterious press conference.

All that, plus your questions answered in another edition of 3 Aint Enough Man, I Need 5 Questions. Download it on iTunes, listen to it here on Podomatic, or check us out on Stitcher. However you like to listen to dudes sitting around talking about wrestling, have a seat, grab some popcorn and enjoy.